Kermit the Frog with a totally riveting tale.
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My daughter was at a local music festival a few years ago when someone grabbed her phone. She’s lost a few phones, a couple in Europe and this time it was an iPhone. She immediately called me from her friend’s phone and I went to my computer and did the “Find My Phone” alert and told whomever had it that it was no good, the police will get you, all your teeth will fall out except one (and the one left will have a cavity) etc. The perp dropped it in the grass and a kindly person found it and returned it to my daughter soon after. Hasn’t happened since but the century is still young.
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Really funny!
LOL @ his current ‘Spirit Animal’…
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I think he does make a good point about the Stormy Daniels stuff, and how that information should not have been withheld from the public.
The difference between that and the Hunter biden lap top cover up, is that new stations that are propaganda arms of Both parties, broadcast the Stormy affair. The Hunter story was peddled as misinformation by most media and social media companies.
I like your style my friend! Well played
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one,
but the light bulb has to really want to change.
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How many Buddhas does it take to illuminate a light bulb???
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Only One,
but the light bulb has to dedicate itself to practice.
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Amen
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This is pretty funny. Although as a mental health professional I can speak to the term “Post-traumatic Stress Disorder” as opposed to “Shell Shock.” By the 1970’s it was recognized that folks with other kinds of trauma besides war (such as childhood trauma, car accidents, police and firefighters, etc) had many if not all of the same symptoms as those who had been traumatized in war. Therefore a more universal term was needed to describe those suffering from trauma other than “shell shock” or “battle fatigue”, and so the PTSD term was invented by those writing the diagnostic manuals. But Carlin is pretty hilarious none-the-less. Besides, “battle fatigue” sounds more like “I’m so tired of fighting, I just wanna go to bed!” 
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I miss Carlin’s insights. I remember him as “The Hippy Dippy Weatherman” from Chicago in the late '60s, who had people staying up late for the weather report even when the newscasts, and newsreaders, were almost as bad as they are today. R.I.P. George . . .
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hahaha… LOVED it! hihihi
this one also!!!..
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“he offered to page them first”
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“like its a civil war re enactment”
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