“My daughter was a child…”
Jon on Trump’s Trade War, The War on DEI & Myth of “Meritocracy” | The Daily Show
“Good luck signing your emails now President Xi”
“The Jake Paul of nations?!?!?!?”
Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government
"WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump’s unelected shadow government is totally dismantling the unelected shadow government Democrats worked so hard to build.
After decades spent entrenching a bureaucracy dedicated to doing their bidding, Democrats have taken to the streets in protest of Trump hiring unelected officials to fire their unelected officials."
" explained Treasury Department employee Arlene Magill. “We cannot allow a citizen like Musk to see what taxpayer money is spent on. Only the thousands of unelected employees who work at Treasury are allowed to do that.”
At publishing time, Democrats had reminded everyone that the deep state they are fighting to save is not real."
A Man Said to the Universe
A man said to the Universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the Universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”